2 things.

#1 Stay away from my daughter. You give insane advice.

#2 Move your #2 to the title. #1 isnt high enough. If women can figure out #2, you don't even need #3, #6, #7, #8, #10 or #11.

In fact, edit it to just say, "Women, buy vibrators". Because if we men had the equivalent battery-operated ability to do what those things do to you, we would live in caves and never shower again. Seriously... we all would.