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An Open Letter to Donald J. Trump

Lord Dukes de Enfer
4 min readDec 20, 2022

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We warned you.

Thank you to Wikicommons for having this

With all due respect Mr. President, you are an idiot. You had one job when Merrick Garland decided to reread the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test a third time, instead of your file. That was to use your power over the broken toys you call “your base” for good, unlike last time. Your job is not done. You need to monkey-wrench the GOP even further than you already have, or else.

I always assumed you understood that your “unspoken” agreement with the DOJ/White House was, they let you stay out of jail and you ‘wire the inside of the old hotel’ that is the GOP with enough TNT to bring down Astro Dome wouldn’t need clarification. Because otherwise, you are just the poster child for the moment the USA stopped being a democracy. But if that wasn’t clear, allow me to clarify.

You know, the narrative where we went from one country with too many prisoners to Tune Town filled with grifters (your family), psychopaths (QAnon) greedy Oligarchs (the Kochs, Mercers, Kenneth Griffen, Jeff Yass, Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, Stephen Schwarzman, etc) and Christians, right? You know, the narrative you created? You are supposed to fix it by helping us undo things or the next time you are being peed on it won’t be by Russian prostitutes in the presidential suite of a Moscow hotel, it’ll be in a tiny cell by a guy named Hector.

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Lord Dukes de Enfer
Lord Dukes de Enfer

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