First of all, stop dating assholes. “Shame,” you into anal? Where do you find these assholes?

Secondly, Maybe it’s the curse of Darwin, maybe we are just fucked up, but men (all of us) are drawn to strange. It does not mean we cheat, it does not mean we don’t love you more than life itself, but it’s hard-wired into us. One of the things that keep us from cheating is an acceptance of this fact. Doesn’t mean you have to do anal, but does mean that when sex becomes mundane, it gets challenging not to notice other women. And if you love someone and she (in a very controlled way) tries something (whatever that thing is, different in all relationships) he/she is not into, it means a ton whether it works or not.

Lastly, Next time a guy spends a half-hour trying to keep his jaw open like an Anaconda swallowing a live pig for your happiness and doesn’t complain….. well you see where I’m going.