"Neat and clean"? I can't even figure out what you are talking about. Of how that is possible.

I will say (I am a guy, I have spoken to guys) I assume most men react to the first 10 or so vaginas they get a good look at the same way we'd react if we saw bigfoot.

Women want very gentle and slow with a moderate build up until they get close then either firm and hard or very fast but totally constantly.

Porn has destroyed sex. I'm sure its worse for women, but I hope I never have another female trying to choke herself while giving me head or spitting on my dick. I mean why?