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Plastic Sucks
SO you bought an EV, take the bus whenever possible, use low-watt lightbulbs, low-flow toilets, and avoided lead paint by painting your kid’s room in henna-tattoo brown. Hell, you even recycled your old Macbook Pro.
You are the model millennium woke adult.
So, if you are such a solid citizen then why do you hate Sea Turtles?
You don’t? You sure about that princess? Because I am going to make you feel terrible about yourself in the next couple thousand words and there isnt a god damned thing you can do about it but read all the way until the end where I offer solutions (baby steps) to bring you back to the Good Guys Team.
****Authors note****
Daring your readers to stop reading isn’t very smart.
****End note****
When I decided to write a piece on one of the worst global problems facing earth I didn’t realize it was going to be so UN-sexy.
