Where to begin..... First, Congrats on getting booted from Linkedin. I've tried and they are masters of tolerating my bullshit. Seriously, Bravo!

In the future avoid any service run by a primate. They get big heads. Chimps, humans, Limors, and Neanderthals avoid all of them. Maybe with web3 it's possible for you to find a nice platform run by a Panada or a Sloth?

I don't know what kind of problems a Panda may present as a Webmaster but at least its farts will smell like bamboo.