Lord Dukes de Enfer
1 min readJul 21, 2023

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Yes and no. Unless you are Renaldo wired on 3 espressos after a week of tongue exercises aside, there is a way to all but transcend the environment.

Years ago I was friends with a young woman in the adult film business and my thinking I was worldly, bought us a large device. And by "us", I mean her. Although grateful she said it was "cute" and was somewhat dismissive.

I spent $50 on "cute"?

"Well, it's not the Hitachi Magic Wand". "That's the industry standard",

It was $140 and you had to plug it in. I wasn't going there.

Years pass and I came across one on AliExpress for $80. I bought one and did market research. The following is my conclusion.

I don't understand why, I don't see any real difference from similar rechargeable devices, but if they made these for men, the world would grind to a halt and we would just live in caves. If the caves had an A/C outlet.

The word, "Magic" is 100% accurate.

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Lord Dukes de Enfer
Lord Dukes de Enfer

Written by Lord Dukes de Enfer

Shit is about to get real. Or I’m just going to complain a lot. "Medium is the new Penthouse Forum" - Ben Adler

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